![ODT 1](http://www.critic.co.nz/content/2013/i16/odt/ODT-01.png)
Unfortunately, one of the biggest news stories of the week instead covered a doll auction accompanied by one of its creepiest images to date.
![ODT 2](http://www.critic.co.nz/content/2013/i16/odt/ODT-02.png)
The ODT apparently approaches its subjects with a level of seriousness inspired by our nation’s esteemed leader.
![ODT 3](http://www.critic.co.nz/content/2013/i16/odt/ODT-03.png)
Thank God for priorities. Speaking of which, while the Dunedin police “had some concerns” about a carload of guns being stolen, they were busy upping security after
![ODT 4](http://www.critic.co.nz/content/2013/i16/odt/ODT-04.png)
Not to worry, the ODT was ready to crack a smile with this unintentionally hilarious headline.
![ODT 5](http://www.critic.co.nz/content/2013/i16/odt/ODT-05.png)
Ha ha, good one, guys. And Gore’s a happenin’ place to live.