William Maverick of Leith Street isn’t just wearing booty shorts in winter to show off those toned, sinewy, powerful, sexy rugby-player calves. He doesn’t need to prove himself as a man by eschewing trousers, nor is he swayed by the ridicule and emasculation of his flatties (ha ha shorts, wanker). Willie proudly struts his stuff for a good cause.
“The planet is heating up, brah. I’m trying to raise awareness,” Willie said while flexing his beautiful toned legs, muscles rippling under his skin. “It’s a climate emergency. When temperatures rise, you’ll all be wearing shorts.”
Willie was later admitted to Dunedin Public Hospital with advanced hypothermia and remains unavailable for comment.