Horoscope

Horoscope

Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18

It’s time to assess your life choices, how did you end up this way?

Cafe to try: Modaks Espresso 

 

Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20

Emotional attachment is scary. Learn how to deal with it. 

Cafe to try: Buster Greens 

 

Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19

So much anger, but why?

Cafe to try: Dispensary 

 

Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20

Stay calm, stay cool, stay collected. 

Cafe to try: The Good Oil 

 

Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20

It’s time to stop being so entitled. Ease up. 

Cafe to try: Morning Magpie 

 

Cancer

Jun 21 - July 22

It’s not you, it’s your flatmates.

Cafe to try: The Perc 

 

Leo

July - Aug 22

Your time is nearly upon us. Time to create havoc. 

Cafe to try: Dog with Two Tails 

 

Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22

Protect yourself from the bad juju. Carry some crystals. 

Cafe to try: Ironic 

 

Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22

Practice setting boundaries. Mainly for yourself. 

Cafe to try: Allpress Espresso 

 

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21

Scorpio women deserve better and that's a fact.

Cafe to try: Precinct Cafe 

 

Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21

Have a root and get over yourself. 

Cafe to try: Governors Cafe 

 

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19

Enjoy the calm while it’s here. You’ve got a big storm coming.

Cafe to try: Kind Company

This article first appeared in Issue 15, 2021.
Posted 4:34pm Sunday 18th July 2021 by Critic.