OUSA Finance and Strategy Officer Emily has been crunching the numbers on how to survive the next fiscal year, and came to the conclusion that they are in trouble. In order to combat this, she is introducing the Crypto Executive Position, which starts in two weeks. The new position is already being filled with a shortlist of names, provided from the Finance Department. Coincidentally, the shortlist is identical to the worst people at the Uni to be stuck in a group project with.
Emily, who’s been interviewing the candidates, said “Most of the interviews are just them mansplaining NFTs and blockchain.” This is ironic, as Emily pioneered OUSA’s collection of NFTs. “Hopefully having a crypto bro on our side will bring in lots of money.” Emily continued, “There’s almost no way it can’t.”