Dear Sexcellent,
Does every woman REALLY have a g spot? Because I cannot find mine, and not from lack of looking. I have dedicated hours - possibly DAYS - over the past couple of years searching for the little fucker and I swear there just doesn’t seem to be anything there. All this has made me anxious and miserable. I feel like I’m missing out on an awesome experience all my friends are enjoying. Do you have any tips for locating the elusive little bastard? Or is there a genuine chance I just do not have a g spot?
Yours in frustration,
Spotless and Sad
X
Dear Spotless,
Your determination is admirable and I only wish I had as much dedication to my education as you have to finding your g-spot. Do you REALLY have a g-spot? I can’t answer that. But it’s highly likely.
My first suggestion is to go take a piss to empty your bladder completely, and then have a clitoral orgasm before you even go looking for the g-spot. When you are fully aroused, the g-spot increases in size, making it a bit easier to find. The experts say that you should be looking for a rough spongy area on the front wall of the vagina, but that can be difficult, because to me, that’s what most of the vagina feels like. The next step is patience. Seriously, you have to hammer on it for ages before you even get to the “needing to pee” stage (if you feel like you need to pee, that’s a good sign, because the g-spot is beside the bladder). Just relax and go with it - as you’ve already peed recently, you won’t have to worry about peeing again. After the “needing to pee” stage, you must persist because then rewards may be offered. But it does take a decent length of time - set aside a good 45 minutes for a full g-spot masty. The other thing is that our delicate wee hands get tired easily, and if you have your hand all contorted up to stimulate your g-spot, you’ll end up with a hefty case of third-degree wanker’s claw. So do yourself a favour and get a sex toy that’s got a really good curve for g-spot stimulation. I recommend the LELO Mona, or anything that resembles that shape.
Lastly, leave your anxiety at the door —because the more you stress about it, the less likely it is to happen. So what if you have trouble having a g-spot orgasm? Your friends might be lying to make themselves look cool, you know.
Just have fun!
Love S.