Aquarius
Jan 20 - Feb 18
This is for everybody going through tough times, believe me, been there done that, but everyday above ground is a great day, remember that.
Task to do: wash your sheets.
Pisces
Feb 19 - Mar 20
The bigger they are, the harder they fall. This biggity boy is a diggity dog.
Task to do: drink wine and cry.
Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 19
Now if you know you're with somebody that you're gonna take the hotel room tonight, make some noise!
Task to do: clear out your Tinder matches.
Taurus
Apr 20 - May 20
Took my life from negative to positive, I just want y’all to know that. And tonight, lets enjoy life.
Task to do: find the best coffee in town.
Gemini
May 21 - Jun 20
My life is a movie and you just TiVo, ha, Mami got me twisted like a dreadlock, she don't wrestle, but I got her in a headlock.
Task to do: plan a getaway.
Cancer
Jun 21 - July 22
Reporting live from the tallest building in Tokyo, long ways from them hard ways, o’s and oh-yays, Dade County always, 305 all day.
Task to do: journaling and self-reflection.
Leo
July - Aug 22
But for now, forget about that. Blow the whistle, baby you the ref.
Task to do: get ahead on midterms.
Virgo
Aug 23 - Sep 22
Baby, if you're ready for things to get heavy, I get on the floor and act a fool if you let me, dalé. Don't believe me, just bet me.
Task to do: stop buying red wine.
Libra
Sep 23 - Oct 22
Everythang and anythang, and they love to get it in, get it on, all night long.
Task to do: upgrade your winter wardrobe.
Scorpio
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Self-paid, self-made millionaire. I used to play around the world, now I'm around the world, getting paid.
Task to do: confront your flat issues.
Sagittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21
This is insane: the way the name growin, money keep flowin', hustlers move in silence, so, I'm tiptoein', to keep flowin'.
Task to do: admit your feelings to others.
Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19
I'm a genius, I mean brilliant.
Task to do: grocery shop, please it’s been three weeks.