All students of Witchcraft 102: Hexes In Contemporary Society were reduced to ash after a shock shower last Thursday. “It’s an absolute tragedy. We had such a promising class of crones this year,” said the lecturer for the class, Ethel Turtleback.
Miss Turtleback refused to return the remains of her class to their families, claiming they still have plenty of use as ingredients for next year's class. When parents complained, Miss Turtleback summoned her broomstick and vanished into the night.